Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
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Top comments
d101_fml 0
This is the reason why I dislike major cities such as London, Paris and so on where people really could not care less about individuals.
mekeskidi_fml 0
This happens in any country except Singapore. You should go to the police, they recorded everything with street cams.
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Comments (116)
StrawberryPiez_ 0
you prolly looked like a hobo
Bloodknight 22
Damn... Sucks for you!
Bullshet 0
As someone who moved to a large city from a small community, shit like this definatly happens often in major cities. If she were to faint in a smaller town I can almost garauntee that someone would've stopped to check up on her. I think in larger cities people might ignore situations like this out if fear.
Witchcraft_fml 5
At least your pants weren't down.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
i freaking lol'd.
totalbadass 0
At least they didn't step on you. ...Right?
TheKitsune 0
That truly does suck. This is one of the only decent FML's I've seen in a long time.
yourkiddingright_fml 0
What a sad commentary on our self-centered world!! Sorry!
armywife247 0
i call a fake... i saw this same scenario on good morning america. Some guy passed out on a sidewalk, and people just walked over him, and some guy actually stole his wallet. they caught it on a convenience store's CCTV.
irockmyworld 0
im from singapore myself and let me tell you guys something. the world has the biggest misconception about singapore being a friendly and hospitable place to live. its a damn shithole. nobody here cares about anyone. no one smiles, no ones friendly. and oh, racial harmony? my ass. racism is always going on in schools and at work places. so yeah, singaporeans really do suck. OP - cant say im surprised.
scarlett361 0
i'm from singapore too, and i do agree that this could possibly happen in singapore because everyone here seems to be concerned about himself. sad but true.
drimpossible 0
I've stayed in Singapore for an extended period... the service culture is very good, the food is excellent. But I found strangers there incredibly cold. In the the US, if somebody gets in an elevator with you, they will generally smile, nod or say hi... In Singapore, it was like you were furniture, no acknowledgement. I had one stranger smile at me the entire time I was there. I found my clients abrupt, suspicious and dismissive. Singaporean acquaintances have described the culture as pushy, unfriendly, and above all, self-centred. On the other hand, I understand the crime rate and levels of corruption are very low. Not a place I'd like to visit again.
leo_shaz3 0
I seriously agree with ya, #52, being a singaporean myself. Most sg's are rude and more and more people are getting increasingly obnoxious and racsist by the day! argh, im juz waiting for the day i earn enough for myself and migrate out of here.
javier357 0
Hahahahahaha funny