Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
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Top comments
MoonyIce 0
Good on him for it. What you SHOULD be complaining about is the fact that everyone ELSE who saw you that day didn't care to tell you.
asdfghjkkl 0
Fashion Police
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Comments (143)
Zhejan 0
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ImJustJoking 0
1sst
chillbro69 0
finally, a cop good for something.
This_Quiet_Storm 0
I'm so confused... how is this an FML? At all? How does this even make sense? This isn't something I care about in the slightest. it's like saying: today I walked into my kitchen and ate some cereal. The cereal expires next week. Who cares? There's no comical element to this at all!!!!
GreenHacker 0
Did you buy the pants and wear them on the way home? YDI
misscrazygrl 0
lol ikr
dmj96 0
lol this was funnier than any of these fmls
youngcat24 0
lol i agree w/ #2 how is that an fml?
Melaniee_fml 0
yeah I really don't get it. maybe it's an fml because she wasn't wearing the pants and the cop saw them through her window? or maybe op was just a little scared she was in trouble.
lizzilla8297 2
today, I was walking down the street when a cop pulled over next to me. he said, "you know I can't let you do this. you know those jeans you bought? there's a huge hole in the butt." and drove away. he was right. FML
djking69 0
today I was walking down the street and a cop pulled over...FML
Caitlyn36 8
it's an fml because the cop was watching her or something to know that the sticker was still on the pants.
vapors 0
Hopefully you were on your way out and not your way home. And he was nice enough too tell you. I hardly call this a FML.
Pointy130 0
I agree. I probably wouldve high-fived that cop rather than getting pissed and posting it to fml.
shamille 5
unless the OP got a ticket
fmlurlife 0
i dont get it
supermonkelyn 6
maybe it creeped her out to know that the cop knew she had just bought them. for all he should know she could've bought them last week and just forgotten to take the sticker off. so they were probly just freaked out to think a cop was stalking them.
Insert_Wit_Here 0
Today a cop was hilarious. FML.
ozac 0
win. haha.
pleasetryagain 0
WHAT? A cop stops your car to help you out and you're bitching about it??? BOO HOO.
twiggly 0
OP was walking, noob.
pleasetryagain 0
Even though the OP was walking, my statement still stands.
Zhejan 0
#4 fails so hard
youreanidiot 0
actually #16, your name still stands
DeathShad0 1
#60 WINS
airforce987 20
agreed
leenheartlovex3 0
Wtf he's gay.
zeppzo4 0
Right, because a guy commenting on someone else's pants MUST be gay.
tlbmama 0
only gay people keep their eyes open. obviously.. lmao
valalvax 13
only fags check out chicks asses, everyone knows this
albinorhino 0
Fail
emumcman 0
How is this an FML? Your life is screwed because of a sticker? oh no... aaahhh.... stickers...
iGreen_Day 0
At first I thought she shoplifted them, that's why the cop was like 'I can't let you do this'. But she was just being a moron. This cop wins, he's like fashion police :D
MoonyIce 0
Good on him for it. What you SHOULD be complaining about is the fact that everyone ELSE who saw you that day didn't care to tell you.
tx_beast 5
To protect and serve!... And correct peoples clothing choices
natnatkat 8
You are an idiot. Your picture says it all.
FlubbaBubba 12
Wasn't just a regular police officer that pulled you over... It was the *fashion* police officer!
sayyestothedress 24
#130 your an idiot, and what kind or picture is that?!?
99MDC 0
Well done.
mplsmech 0
haha YDI for not taking the stickers off your pants.