Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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grlwitperlEring 0
YDI for exchanging numbers with someone at a McDonald's... what else would you expect?
fxdxhk90 0
Epic win for that guy. Woman always claim to want honesty out of a man, well he was just being honest, quit bitching.
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Seony 0
Can you please inform me as to the difference between you asking him out because of his smile and him asking you out because of your breasts?
godyourethick 0
You complimented his smile, he complimented your ****. Stop bitching.
morgan020 0
well at least you know where your first date will most likely be.
Koto 1
YDI for exchanging numbers with a McDonalds employee in a drive-thru...
Gasbarro 3
Let me get this straight: You traded numbers with a random guy at a fast food place for completely superficial reasons. And now you're complaining because he did the same thing? Did you expect him to like your personality from that one trip for food? YDI. Definitely.
badabing94 0
he's a guy, if you don't like that, be a lesbian.
portablecupid 3
I don't see how that would solve the issue. Lesbians like boobs too.
q_tipperz 0
that's sad. cant you find other decent guys instead of mcdonalds *rolls eyes* YDI.
mijzelffan 0
why does everyone say drive-thru? Can't anyone speak proper English nowadays? It's drive-through.
caticaticati 3
Actually, if you look at the signs at any fast food restaurant, it says 'drive-thru.'
Paswell 0
Agreed. The fast food companies made up the drive-thru so they can spell it however they want. Same way if you name your kid John, you can write on the certificate, "Jon". Also, who the hell says, "nowadays" and wanders around FML.com looking for typos. I can only deduct that you are a grumpy 60 year old man. GAL.
MSJ91 1
If you would take a look at his member account, you would see that he (says he) is 15.
starflake 3
Yeah they both based their decision physical appearance, but hers wasn't sexual like his was. Okay, she may have meant it in a sexual way, but I wouldn't think compimenting someone's smile would be a sexual advance. Complimenting his body maybe. However, him complimenting her breasts can only be interpretted as sexual. FYL girl, that'd piss me off too.
mcsnelly 5
I can't believe you're the first person to actually say something like this!! Technically, yes, they were both complimenting physical attributes, but saying someone has a nice smile is a nice compliment. Saying someone has a nice rack is a sexual advance and it's a ******* creepy to have someone come out and say that!
xxXChiiXxx 2
...I can't believe it either! WOW.
MSJ91 1
Neither of you understand a guy's humor, then. >.>
timbo2468 0
**** him I mean that