Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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grlwitperlEring 0
YDI for exchanging numbers with someone at a McDonald's... what else would you expect?
fxdxhk90 0
Epic win for that guy. Woman always claim to want honesty out of a man, well he was just being honest, quit bitching.
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Comments (187)
Ici_fml 0
He complimented you. And it's a legit compliment, not something that could be taken as an insult. It was a bit tacky to say, but he was being honest.
aback 5
You were both objectifying. Liking someone for their smile isn't any more spiritual or soulful than liking them for their rack.
diet_otaku 0
i wish guys would tell me i had a nice rack. take the compliment and quit complaining.
lukesanborn 0
#40 is right. If you didn't have a sizable rack you'd be complaining even more.
MSJ91 1
You have a nice rack. =D I know I'd choose a girl like you over the OP any day.
Peroxide 3
duuuuuuude, ur coming off desperate just say nice funbags and move on
Mc09toofine 0
You deserved it... I mean how desperate could you be to exchange numbers in a DRIVE THRU AT MCDONALDS !!!!!! I'm glad that he said that to you maybe you should take that dose of reality and maybe you should check yourself... because it's not like you weren't being shallow by giving him your number for having a nice smile
deaditegirl 0
YDI for picking up guys at McDonalds. Way to have standards.
akiro525 3
you complemented a physical feature of his and game him your number and he complemented a physical feature of yours and gave you his number. just because he has a nice smile doesent mean he is a nice person.
291togo 0
What's the big deal? Do you want some "canned" answer or the truth? Do you have nice ****? If not, he lied. Truthful and he has a job, sounds like a one- night-stand material to me.
Phillay632 0
FYL for finding an honest guy AND having a nice rack.
irrelevantxx 0
*****.
Tubasaurus 0
1. McDonalds drive-thru WTF? 2. A compliment is a compliment 3. If it hasn't already been said enough, you both were judging based on physical attributes. Many people like to believe that you can learn about a person through their smile, but that is incorrect. None of us decide how our smiles look anymore than you decided how nice your rack looks. 4. MCDONALDS DRIVE-THRU WTF?