Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, my mom drove my family to the desert for a themed family photo. We had to wear big frumpy old western-looking clothes in 115 degree weather. Hot and agitated, I muttered, "This is the ugliest thing I've ever had to wear." My mom, looking hurt, replied, "That's my wedding dress." FML
Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML
Today, my mom wanted me to pick up my cousin from work immediately. I'm in my shirt and underwear with no other clothes and I'm also too young to drive. She said "He won't mind, and just take my drivers license, they'll never know!" FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
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skivt 0
that sucks man. your friends are dicks not to support you
bubblishxtreme 0
That was mean of the photographer D:
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Comments (116)
Zoa_fml 0
There is not enough info to determine if this is an fml. If they thought you were ugly bc you were sporting a mullet for example then it is your fault and ydi!
shuttuplily 0
You shoulda ran over him.
mndjld_08 0
I would say one: your friends should have defended you and Two: a photographer is never supposed to do that.
Zakky_Ketchup 0
I love the way Limpopo sounds to me. It's like Mr. Popo :D "Holy black on a Popo!"
plexico 4
I thought this was mean until I saw the OP was from South Africa, and then it all made sense. I know a lot of South Africans and they are the bluntest motherfuckers you're ever going to meet. We candy-ass Americans would have let the hideous troll befoul the picture with his fetid ugliness, and then discreetly apply a Gaussian blur to his monstrous puss in Photoshop to "fix" the pictures. Which way is better? To=MAY-to, to-MAH-to.
OhhandyT 0
Lol #47
Cecile_ 0
The outside doesnt count! The inside does! & who cares what ONE photographer said, im sure he was ugly too :)
nuclear 0
Well, that's pretty ****** up.
Cristaderzi 0
Go to LA and get some surgery or stay hidden I supppose. Ya know stay at home if your that offensive!!! Ydi
toink 0
Wearing a mask is much cheaper.
CFR 0
Wow...that is so shallow...What the **** kind of photographer says that to their subject? It's not your fault it's your parents' fault. They made you. Unless the ugliness comes from something reparable like bad acne or being overweight, there's really no way you can be blamed for being "ugly". Your family sucks...