Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, my mom drove my family to the desert for a themed family photo. We had to wear big frumpy old western-looking clothes in 115 degree weather. Hot and agitated, I muttered, "This is the ugliest thing I've ever had to wear." My mom, looking hurt, replied, "That's my wedding dress." FML
Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML
Today, my mom wanted me to pick up my cousin from work immediately. I'm in my shirt and underwear with no other clothes and I'm also too young to drive. She said "He won't mind, and just take my drivers license, they'll never know!" FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
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skivt 0
that sucks man. your friends are dicks not to support you
bubblishxtreme 0
That was mean of the photographer D:
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Sophia93 0
That's ****** up.
JCrown84 0
I call fake on this one. The guy is paid to be super nice to strangers, and no one's mom would be that bitchy.
kaelendra 0
unless you'd worn something unweddinglike I'd be like well guess you won't have a pic of someone in the drivers seat then cause that's so moronic of the photographer. less it's a shot of the full car there's not a big focus on the driver just the area the brides in and if the whole cars in the pic you're a small part of the pic no matter how you look still.
Brooklynxman 0
Dude its your car. Say no.
fretforyerlatte 0
bullshit. the photographer would never have said a thing like that. they have to photograph less-than-beautiful people all the time, it's their job. now i would believe that they wouldn't let you in the picture if you weren't dressed appropriately. you'd ruin the pictures, and your mother would be correct, that would be your own fault. i tend to believe that's what happened and you're just trying to get sympathy. put on a suit if you're going to a wedding!
Kickass89 0
You should put a bomb in your car so when they go it'll explode and say who's ugly now!
bugmenotmofo 34
I would love to be inside your mind for a day
FAKEstfu 0
Because the day was totally about you and your feelings right? Still though, fyl
SarahinSane 0
Technically, it is your parents' faults. Tell them you wouldn't be so ugly if they weren't so ugly in the first place.
PSyesinthatway 0
to be fair it was sort of your fault that you came out of her ******. btw did you guys know thats where babies come from i found out today too and was like :0
shanisdaman 0
are u like 5 or something?
Megasupermuh 10
I doubt he chose to be born...
Arcterion 0
Personally I would've told the photographer to go **** themselves, then take the car an go home.