Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Where you been?
Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Timing
Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
We meet again
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
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Jason_fml 0
Maybe it's God's way of telling you you need glasses.
such_is_life_fml 0
Haha, I heard that somebody drove into MY school today too!! Don't suppose you live in Doylestown?
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Comments (88)
rocker8877 0
YAY!!!
shoshizzle 0
I don't like FMLs with no information. It could be that you were just a victim of a car accident, I'd maybe you stupidly did it yourself. From the information you've provided in the FML, it seems to be 100% your fault. I'm sorry, though!
discosoup 0
YDI for driving while female.
jaspiir 0
Can someone say sexitst, much?
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
hah
swisscows 0
my hero
Anteezy 7
In what? If it's a bike it's not really impressive :3 I'm hoping it was a tank.
MrFagHole 0
its not an fml its stupidity you fat. ass
epicfailuremeh 0
Woot. (:
legonut4 0
u r ******* stupid
vicoverdosed 0
proof, women cant drive