Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Where you been?
Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Timing
Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
We meet again
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
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Jason_fml 0
Maybe it's God's way of telling you you need glasses.
such_is_life_fml 0
Haha, I heard that somebody drove into MY school today too!! Don't suppose you live in Doylestown?
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Comments (88)
DanielleCannibal 0
and that's why women shouldn't drive.
WowLifeDoesSuck 0
You should of done that to my school.
eaglesrule8120 0
Stop texting and watch the road then
omg7 0
Thats awesome!
somekidfrom93 0
You sir, are an idiot.
laffytacky_fml 0
impossible. if you had actually done that, you wouldnt be writing it on fmylife. You would either be in jail or in your principals office. maybe even in the hospital or dead. you fail. NOT A TRUE FML!!!!!
Billy_Coen 0
#52, Laffytacky, just because someone drove into a school dosn't mean he drove into a brick wall, there may be more to is then he leads on. Chances are he did totalled his car. and that was smart of you...
DingusLvl5 0
Right when I read this, I literally heard sirens downtown; literally, just now.
xmelissaaax0x 0
you probably shouldn't have gotten your license....
Vampire_princess 0
ROFL