laurenasabutton
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Butters
Lathlain, Australia
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Unlucky
United States
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
WaychulMonster
Go get an Xray, dude
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
chloeleigholivia
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Anonymous
Right in the feetsies
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Top comments
thestrangedude 10
That's what you get for using a broken suitcase
jaycee1209 5
Hope your toe's feeling better
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Comments (76)
JMichael 26
Do you happen to be the same guy who wouldn't give up his seat to the elderly?
laurenasabutton 26
No actually, I think that would be too much bad luck for one person!
imhope 23
Ouch. FYL
worldclassrager 41
Get well soon...
wowsaint 4
Poor suitcase.
yuzuru_fml 12
that's toefully painful
oneofthosegirls_fml 11
Ow :'(
Epikouros 32
Did you really need that toe? Human feet are over-engineered since we use a tree-dweller design for walking only.
fredyz23 1
I hope the suitcase is alright.
davidislost 11
Sometimes dropping things seems to fix the issue ;D
davek 36
What was already broken? The suitcase, or the toe?
laurenasabutton 26
The toe!