laurenasabutton
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Butters
Lathlain, Australia
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Unlucky
United States
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
WaychulMonster
Go get an Xray, dude
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
chloeleigholivia
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Anonymous
Right in the feetsies
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Top comments
thestrangedude 10
That's what you get for using a broken suitcase
jaycee1209 5
Hope your toe's feeling better
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Comments (76)
FMLcommenterer 13
Glad you were just modeling suitcases and nothing happened! Guess not...
mayhemstreak 3
My first thought: "Which one, the suitcase or the toe?"
Dame84 6
The toe or suitcase was already broken, OP? ;)
neutralize 12
Something similar happened to my mom once... Except it was an attachment to a tractor. Broke her foot, on top of the three toes that were already smashed.
m4green 3
Why did you have a broken suitcase
laurenasabutton 26
Think logically guys. Would it really be FML worthy if I broke my suitcase rather than my digit?
dizarimia 6
sorry but that's just hilarious
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
God: Now to finish off the Human, I'll add a few useless little toes. Gabriel: I dunno, isn't that a bit useless? God: They're for the furniture. Gabriel: Dafuq is furniture? God: Trust me, it's gonna be hillarious...