Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my third story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
No, you dropped the remote on the rat and killed it, you evil rat killer. It was just foraging for food to feed its family, and you assassinated it. I don't know how you'll sleep at night knowing you killed an innocent creature, just so you could be a lazy couch potato and watch reruns of "Law and Order" all night. Asshole.
perdix 31
How long were you pointing the rat corpse at the TV and squeezing it until you realized it wasn't the remote?
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lexxiii 17
Ewww! I would freak if that was me. FYL.
Vlieto23 8
Merlin?
collegegirl87 0
Haha I love that show!
BoredomKillsinc 0
i'd say wait until it gets all molded and rotten, then put it in the builders' mailbox, then light it on fire, then watch it go up in flames, and then watch the sparks drift off to tje makn building, and then watch as the building catches on fire aswell, and then point and laugh all evilly like at the workers as they run out of the building- muahahahaha. they get to go on the news and get free publicity for their business, and you get to go on the news and become a famous pyro, AND you get your revenge... i's really a win- win
StrickenAza34 4
I copyrighted that when I did it to my ex and her hairy hairbrush!
Korro 8
throw the rat at the tv!
perdix 31
How long were you pointing the rat corpse at the TV and squeezing it until you realized it wasn't the remote?
Mustardnight 3
happens all the time
Ninjafriends 1
Haha, hilarious!
Ninjafriends 1
Haha, this is really the best response of all time.
SoccerStar805 0
how would u not have noticed it?
creedaddict 9
Ewwwwww did that thing have a smell? or did it just blend in with the smell u already had in ur room
mona_is_here 10
Those builders don't seem to give a rat's ass about it. FYL
Bawxy 0
2/10. 1 for effort, and 1 more for encouragment..
Ninjafriends 1
So absolutely bad that it's almost good.
perdix 31
I liked it!
stephanie911_fml 0
Mmmm, Kids! Who wants my special 'chicken' I fixed for dinner?
Selena_is_back 7
Oh dear, don't mind the taste! I bought it from Hillbilly's market!
macskapingvin 0
If only it were still alive, you could train it to change the channel for you.
underpaid011 0
at least it was dead! live rats don't like to be grabbed.