woahitbechels
United States
Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Karen
Solon, United States
My life is average
Today, I fell asleep while watching Rocky and Bullwinkle. I then had an extremely vivid dream that I was going after Russian spies. FML
gonavybeatarmy
San Diego, United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
Anonymous
Luton, United Kingdom
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Night terrors
Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML
BrittUnicorn
Morristown, United States
Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
First time?
Today, I had such a realistic dream that I was about to be hanged by the neck until I was dead. I was dropped through the hole and I felt the noose snap my neck at the exact moment I woke up. I ended up crying in my wife’s arms for a solid five minutes. Now I’m afraid to sleep, maybe forever. FML
anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Secret sex
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
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LuckyLogic 0
Did you drink tiger blood?
Bill3485 3
fyl? no way, your life is #winning!
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Comments (352)
lamAzn 0
I got kidnapped by Charlie the unicorn today.
LuckyLogic 0
winning!
OMG_N3RD 0
16 Jessica frm SNSD
NinjaKat99 0
winning!
HeaRTs_Girl 0
Creepy. I don't know how that poor, pathetic man is even still alive. I mean, he looks and acts pretty far gone...Anyway, sorry you dreamt that I guess. No one likes a scary dream. :-(
esme3101 0
I love your picture:)
OCDC 9
It's Spongebob on Charlie Sheen
PassTheDutch 0
I always knew spongebob smoked weed.
TattsNdVodka 0
win!
Big_K92 0
Charlie Sheen isn't pathetic! He wins here, he wins there, he's BI-WINNING!
desilovesandy 0
At least it didn't happened and plus its just a dream not a thing to be posted on here it wasnt that bad! like Come on! -.-"'
jissie 6
With the drugs he's got access too are you sure it was a dream?
Bill3485 3
it was just winning!
TattsNdVodka 0
co-sign
jimmy0332 0
Bi-polar? pffft What does that mean? I'm Bi-WINNING!!!
iftheglovefits 0
that's just Charlie the Pygmy! LMAFO!
bolshevisky 12
Same thing happened to the goddesses except they realized it wasn't a dream.
jesse1562 0
Is it just me or did this fml kinda rhyme
BooGhosted 0
ahaha nice didn't catch that before niceee
NinjaKat99 0
I heard that too...... dream, sheen..... kinda!
freddyisepic 2
Well at least it wasnt the pedo bear kidnaping you
HeaRTs_Girl 0
I'd also like to say to SOME of you assholes that it's bullshit that someone has to be dying for you to deem a story worthy to be on this site. It's a ******* humor site - albeit there are some FMLs that can be rather tragic. READ THE FAQ'S. >_
yummcookie 0
but it is odd how this gets up and the genuinely bad stuff that happens to people, no matter how funny often doesn't make it passed moderation
xdust 4
I'm not the only one!