woahitbechels
United States
Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Karen
Solon, United States
My life is average
Today, I fell asleep while watching Rocky and Bullwinkle. I then had an extremely vivid dream that I was going after Russian spies. FML
gonavybeatarmy
San Diego, United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
Anonymous
Luton, United Kingdom
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Night terrors
Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML
BrittUnicorn
Morristown, United States
Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
First time?
Today, I had such a realistic dream that I was about to be hanged by the neck until I was dead. I was dropped through the hole and I felt the noose snap my neck at the exact moment I woke up. I ended up crying in my wife’s arms for a solid five minutes. Now I’m afraid to sleep, maybe forever. FML
anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Secret sex
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
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LuckyLogic 0
Did you drink tiger blood?
Bill3485 3
fyl? no way, your life is #winning!
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Comments (352)
xJordieeBearhhx 0
lmfao.. xD
litlpetlvr 0
why is that ******* your life?
LaUruguaya 11
how is this an FML? people need to stop moderating this crap.
BWill9014 4
And you need to stop double posting and learn your Internet memes so you can see the hidden joke in the fml... stop living under a rock
LaUruguaya 11
how is this an FML? people need to stop moderating this crap.
MsBumblebee 0
That's kinda awesome...
nunsrtight69 0
fhl for having to be in your dream
odexy 12
Lol! One night I had a dream that when I was 17 (I'm 19 now) I slept with Charlie Sheen and then forgot about it. Years later, when he started babbling on about Tiger Blood and Winning, I remembered it. So naturally I picked up the phone and called Perez Hilton until the point he had his security team call me to tell me I was annoying. Then I chatted with TMZ on webcam after taking a shower, so all I was wearing was a towel. Naturally, the towel fell off and the world saw my boobs. I was then known as the crazy lady who claimed to sleep with Charlie Sheen and then showed her *******. It was weird.
ceddyz17 10
interesting
NoraT_fml 6
WINNING!
hilobude 0
Winning!
darkmis1 18
I had a dream cookie monster tried to kill me once.