Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML
Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML
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suckceed 17
I'm on the toilet right now and I hate you.
Tripartita 45
This is the exact reason I've invested so much in ToiletCats™. My toilets are rat-free, and the scratches are… mostly healing!
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Comments (49)
yes31601 16
After reading the first line I expected the next one to say something like "turns out it wasn't a dream after all"
Wizardo 34
Someone has been watching too much TMNT. Master Splinter would never hurt a fly.
legendof90 14
Ur scared of a rat..pussy
pokemyeyes 23
Lol my friend went on a holiday a few years ago and rats came up the toilet when she was in there
GloryB_2bOoKs 8
I heard up north rats crawl up toilets into people's homes. I now close the toilet sit at night before I go to bed.
Junkiegamer 26
Rats can actually do that.
creepyclowntown 10
get a pet rat to help your fears, they are actually awesome pets and not very expensive at a pet store
FlutterLoud 29
Usually they won't attack, a rats first instinct is sniff/run rather then bite. Rats rarely ever bite even in the wild. Rats are nice
LPac5295 27
I guess you would know since you're holding a rat in your profile picture. lol
LPac5295 27
Hey you have to let nature do it's thing OP. If you gotta go, then you gotta go! Besides the actual chance of a rat crawling up through your toilet is rather slim so you should be fine. :)
DoDaJulio 13
Dreams are made from random thoughts you have during the day that don't have anything to do with each other. They're sometimes tricky little bastards but there are probably no rats in your toilet, and if there was they'd drown and get flushed.