Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
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Emileerzz 1
you have an awesome teacher
Thecarpaltunnelo 0
Ha. That sounds hilarious. Look on the bright side, you got to sleep for 3 hours... undisturbed.
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GuidoCheese 0
My professor wasn't all that bad, she treated me really nicely and I thought she was nice. It wasn't until she tried to make a move on me, by trying to bribe me by boosting my G.P.A in offer for sex.
AntoshaChekhonte 6
You better watch out for professors. They are much more entertaining, devious, and fun than high school teachers. They will find ways to make you suffer to the delight of your classmates. I had a professor who carried an airhorn and water gun in his briefcase for our 8AM class. It wasn't a $1 wimpy water gun either. Of course, my thoughts on profs may just be the English professors I know...
moonapple 1
I always fall asleep during classes too. But I think 10 mins is max. It is not really comfortable afterall.
DoctorDictator 0
Awesome Professor. Just look at it f
DoctorDictator 0
At it from their perspective -- fml, likes to delete halves of my comments
ekdfml 20
Ydi
XxKyttixX 0
lol your lucky that's all that happened to you while you were sleeping.
musdem 0
you know there's this new thing out to help you stay awake called CAFFEINE why don't you try it
dayve 0
lol caffeine does nothing for me :|
DJR_fml 2
Musdem. How about something more natural, oh I don't know. Maybe sleep?
emoooze 0
not everyone likes boners!
IFightFoos 0
Yes, not everyone likes boners, but everyone sure loves 'em!