Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
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Emileerzz 1
you have an awesome teacher
Thecarpaltunnelo 0
Ha. That sounds hilarious. Look on the bright side, you got to sleep for 3 hours... undisturbed.
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mrahhhhh 21
Ydi for not having the ability to lie half awake in lectures when tired. By the use of the words "lecture" and "professor" I assume you're in college. Good God man, I "learned" that ability in the 7th grade when school started getting boring. Believe it or not, this is a useful life skill for stuff like getting some rest in office meetings while still getting the basic point of the presentation, staying awake when working nights, and being aware of your surroundings at all times in case you're sleep deprived and your friends try to draw on you or something. Learn it, ************. Seriously.
RoseThorns 0
it's true. I always did the "intently writing notes" sleep.
tbonea1990 0
agreed
nybsucubos 5
What a great teacher! YDI!!!!!
obxgal13 0
I've heard a similar FML....
DarkHelmet 10
Hahahahahahahahaha that's some funny shit but YDI
DropDead77 11
take your time much? I love classes with pranks like this
mintcar 10
Labs are usually very long but I've never sat through a lecture that lengthy. FYL.
Acousticpixie14 6
The lecture wasn't that lengthy, hence why he was surrounded by unfamiliar people when he woke up. A whole different class had come in.
mintcar 10
Oh right, I read it wrong. Thanks for clearing that up.
Acousticpixie14 6
You're welcome [:
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I had a teacher who just let us sleep if u were good that week of course
thebiggiewall 0
I heard this one before already, worded differently of course...
notsoluckypup 12
Oh man... Well, at least you're not alone OP. When my boyfriend was in high school he fell asleep in class and started snoring I think so the teacher heard it, took everyone outside
notsoluckypup 12
Oh man... Well, at least you're not alone OP. When my boyfriend was in high school he fell asleep in class and started snoring I think so the teacher heard it, took everyone outside, turned off the light & left him in the room. He woke up like 5 minutes later & freaked out, went outside & everyone laughed at him. Meanless to say I don't think he ever fell asleep in that class anymore... He does still snore however xP xD
iluhvyoohbooh 0
aha yu deserve it :)