Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
How romantic!
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Silver linings
Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML
It can't wait
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Come again
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
No more fun
Today, my partner called me from urgent care because his jaw was hurting. Apparently he now has lockjaw from going down on me too much. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML
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JTthePurpleNinja 5
Was it that big ? Holy shit.
NitroTonicsFML 4
I'm just gonna say it...that blows.
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Comments (450)
CTM0 3
Is that a bad thing, unless you just have a REALY small mouth and your boyfriend is average. Or this could be the guy saying this to make everyone think he has a huge dick even though know one knows who he is, he likes to think that people have thought about him in someway.... I ramble quite alot
camelspanker69 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CrAzEd_GaToR 0
That freaking sucks change it
kairoxsox 0
sicko
camacho1538 0
Lol did u still finishh
zah2an724 23
wtf how did that hapen
Hisfav1 6
My jaw locks when I yawn, and during bjs as well, used to it though...sorry :( no fun
Guitar360 4
You are a champ! Dislocating ******* would be amazing lol
mspeacock 6
I've done it.... Just open it and pop back into place.
spetterm 1
Your life may suck, but his is apparently awesome.