Today, I discovered the top I'm wearing becomes completely see-through when it rains. I just got caught in a storm on my lunch break, and still have 3 hours of work to go in my male dominated office. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML
Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I wore new trousers to work. As I walked to my desk, I noticed a weird damp patch near my zip. Panicking, I thought I'd pissed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, then figured out that it was the condensation from my lunch container, which was in my bag that I had on my lap during the bus ride to work. FML
Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside, because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was walking in rain. I had my hands in my pants pockets, so that the front of the jacket was pointing down. Halfway to Taco Bell, my crotch felt exceptionally wet. I looked down to see a wet spot. The rain on my jacket was channeled to my crotch. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
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Top comments
Ali_Br_fml 33
Ooh, sux to be you... good for them, bad for you. guess they got a show.
smokeymcpottt 3
Please! Don't act as if you don't love it!
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Comments (79)
perdix 31
I'm sure you're going to score points with them! ;) Hopefully, two.
x5xfmlx5x 0
at least u no if their r any parties thrown by the other workers u will b the 1st 1 the invite
marinus_fml 20
Ok so now i know why grammar nazis exist. I, however, will not fix your mistakes, and leave it up to either Ignorance, FFML, or doc to fix up.
DocBastard 40
Sigh. Ok, here we go. At you know there are you be they invite. That was exhausting. Marinus, don't relegate next time. Dammit, do some work!
noscope_ftw 0
lmfao winnn
RedPillSucks 33
Doc, It would have been easier to just rewrite the entire comment. Does google have a translation service for this stuff? I see $$$.
DocBastard 40
Red - I considered doing that, but that would have been truly insulting. I also nearly got my red pen out, but writing on my screen seemed silly.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Are they hiring?
hashoahxxx 0
bow chicka bow wow
tdub10 2
If u got a hand dryer in da restroom at wrk go in there and hold ur shirt under there for a min. If not well jst think of all da lovely co workers you'll become friends with after today. Haha
alizzette_nabash 6
I am no grammer Nazi but I hate seeing DA in place of THE. please it is terrible
effyoubitch 5
yes, I would have to agree... it's not that hard to put a 3 letter word
mckibabe 7
It's also not that hard to put a five letter word in. Three.
slickrasta 1
Show your boss he may give you a raise.
mitchn60 6
And where do you work? Are you still wet? ;)
marinus_fml 20
You work as armed security at age 14?
ChubEchaser 0
lol
sjuniorg 3
haha he got the picture off google or he jut has a family manner with a gun he's lying
ChesCanadaEh 0
I think he's 13.
Jimboom 12
Promotion here you come! ;-)
AssDan 0
Well you are probably fat and nobody cares about your **** anyway.
PrincesAnzu 0
haha wear a jacket?