Today, my dad came home after collecting donations for construction of the temple of Lord Rama, who is known for qualities like patience. Within 5 minutes, he started yelling at my sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML
Today, my extremely religious father visited for a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: not to set him off on one of his easily-provoked rants. She nonetheless decided to take a photo in the middle of prayer, because she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML
Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML
Today, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not my 57-year-old father. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
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PenguinPal3017 19
This sounds like a video game.
Yudith 28
Everybody, hurry up and build this temple to Rama and let's hope it works!
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Yudith 28
Everybody, hurry up and build this temple to Rama and let's hope it works!
fettslaab 16
The Romany (Gypsies from Sindh!) are claimed to have this saying: 'Anything that is not given is lost.' This strange saying is TRUE. It's just that we have to give away most of our lives to find out how this is true, and how true it is. Then we find out as we approach the bitter end that we have to PAY THROUGH THE NOSE... for that bit of life that we refused to give away. Your respected Father is surely coming closer and closer every day to this grievous realisation. Please be patient with his impatience. Recall how your Lord Rama lost His signature patience and forebearance at the end.
PenguinPal3017 19
This sounds like a video game.
Shehla Hussain 3
Hope it's not the Ram temple the fascist Indian govt is building over where their own extremist wing tore down the mosque that previously existed there and went on to carry out one of the most violent riots in India. If it is, I'm not surprised he's an ass.