Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I am completely mortified. At my father-in-law's funeral, my husband put a bottle of beer on the coffin and announced to the room his dad was such a tight-fisted sod, it was the first drink he’d ever had on him. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I discovered that alcohol makes me red-faced, extremely gassy and eager to discuss my virginity with everyone. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
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Top comments
pcentral 17
That's the spirit! ;)
gracehi 33
Tequila makes her clothes fall off!
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Comments (105)
thundershot 6
Girls that like to take their clothes off are more fun haha
lonkite101 14
How old are you?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
OP happens to be a male.
chisty87 16
F.I.S.H
lonkite101 14
Your a dude who is nude in front of another dude who is not nude.
phatdaddy62 23
Well done. You have grasped the essence of the fact pattern and have done a superb job of stating the obvious.
Enslaved 38
That's "Right said Fred" I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts! "How do you like me now, Pops?" Drunk people and their nakedness! It happens.:P Just wait 'til the Champagne flows at your wedding reception and there's cameras!
paschale 7
That should be a fun wedding...
mrnuleef 7
Note to op: stay sober at family gatherings.
SmittyJA24 26
I don't need to be drunk. (see photo)
hateevryone 15
Lol guess who's not getting married?
Ajwc101 24
YDI for getting drunk.
davymac718 4
Cool story bro