Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I am completely mortified. At my father-in-law's funeral, my husband put a bottle of beer on the coffin and announced to the room his dad was such a tight-fisted sod, it was the first drink he’d ever had on him. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I discovered that alcohol makes me red-faced, extremely gassy and eager to discuss my virginity with everyone. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
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Top comments
pcentral 17
That's the spirit! ;)
gracehi 33
Tequila makes her clothes fall off!
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Comments (105)
beachya 1
Bright idea... Maybe you shouldn't drink!! Or at least not around anyone but your fiancé!
robt24 2
That's what I get for being a drunk
SongBiird 6
There's no shame in that. Let it all out and get in touch with nature. ;D
Abfootball 1
How else do you expect him to be able to approve you? Silly!
papabear88 6
could be worse: could be your mother-in-law in stead of him
4everblackjack 10
Moderated this one! OP you shiu
4everblackjack 10
*Shouldn't get drunk in front of the people you're trying to impress. Damn thing glitched and sent my comment without me finishing it. FML :(
rightspark 7
What drinks drove you to such fun?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
It all starts with an epiphany, seek help my friend before you run your life aground.
cheer4everever 0
The difference is wondering what gender you are.
wvgirl1 4
I go thur the same thing. Iv learned when partying with my family to wear layers of clothing this has helped some. Lol but I feel ur pain