Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I am completely mortified. At my father-in-law's funeral, my husband put a bottle of beer on the coffin and announced to the room his dad was such a tight-fisted sod, it was the first drink he’d ever had on him. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I discovered that alcohol makes me red-faced, extremely gassy and eager to discuss my virginity with everyone. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
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Top comments
pcentral 17
That's the spirit! ;)
gracehi 33
Tequila makes her clothes fall off!
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Comments (105)
jacquesromualdez 12
Barenaked. Its the new fad :)
lonkite101 14
14- I can just picture all the teenagers in America rioting, and having mobs to make that legal.
zandalee 20
I tend to go running. And I can run for miles pissed... My poor long suffering husband has to run after me. I often wake up so sore the next morning I can hardly walk. Heh
MustangGirl72 9
Do you run naked? That'd be a little more interesting.
heart_aussie_fml 20
Well why get drunk when your father-in-law is around ?
sunnyk 1
he will never look at u the same honey
LuckyLynx7732 5
Sooooo... do you want to go drinking?
DocBastard 40
I'm sure he was altogether very excited to unclothe the stark naked truth about you. Nudesflash: you don't have to drink to excess. Though it's only au naturel to go overboard now and then, especially if you got a new suit for your birthday or something.
countrygirl626 16
I swear, I think the only reason I come on here is to see your comments. Reminds me that not all hope is lost in this world.
Trisha_aus 15
39- you find hope in a comment on FML? What's the matter with you?
countrygirl626 16
Not in the comment, dumbass. Christ. I meant in the fact that his comments are usually amusing, along with the fact that on FML's that are quite stupid, of the logic in his comments.
fmlnik 5
Was good at first, then not so much
reject214 10
Hey I always go around without clothes. Its the only natural way to be.
lemonademixer 7
Is that really the only natural way 25?
robc32ca 4
Wanna go for a drink and tell us about it?
SkepticalMiss 5
Have a dry reception.
LoChristine 3
Ya I've been there....
phatdaddy62 23
Wanna go out for a few drinks? Got Daddy issues?