Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
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nerwende_fml 0
Maybe she should dance in the dark? Don't bother, I'll show myself out ------> []
KiddNYC1O 22
Her run will soon end, you'll see. Gaga's not the grandma's.
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Comments (158)
amerwin 3
Threesome?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
XD
btmboy 0
3some...... with you any day mate!
beatrucelynn 0
aw she can't help it she was born that way :)
LOLbomb 1
I thought you're supposed to wear meat. o.O
perdix 31
Give her your vertigo stick.
BellaGoBoom 6
Yaaay for knowing that exact line:) I can't help loving Gaga. PS why don't I see your comments any more?
samadams42 0
because you touch yourself at night
gilthegimp 4
it's shtick, not stick
Mewzakuro240 0
"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can- so I can....." something something something "to you...." I know, I know. I'm Winning. xD
Muffin_Tops_fml 2
god damn! you lucky mofo, hit that shit:D
holymolybro 0
What's your spouses opinion? Well, time to lay down the law.
LaughterofCorn 4
your profile pic made me lol
aavatar10 0
Sounds like Ke$ha to me.
lmaoatall 6
nickname her lady gag gag, maybe she will get the point
ATLforever7 6
Maybe she just wants to take a ride on your disco stick?
elijah1110_fml 0
ahahahaahahahahaha epic
vi3tno_romeo 5
this the reason why i am independent and living alone now =) feel do good and carefree.