Today, I discovered that no matter how hot and exhausted you are, being blasted in the face with a high pressure hose is always more painful than refreshing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML
Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
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Top comments
ant1078 7
try running through a sprinkler next time!
perdix 31
Under pressure, pushing down on you, pressing down on me, no man has more. To ease the pain, you should put on some Ice, Ice, Baby.
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Comments (95)
Welshite 40
That is why you never ask "Is it on yet?" and look directly at the hose end.
MrAwesomeSauce 6
I lol'd. Thank you good sir
accioshannon 17
There's a "thumbs up" button, you know.
estes816 9
Ouch! That feels like hundreds of bees attacking! I hope you feel better Op!
perdix 31
Under pressure, pushing down on you, pressing down on me, no man has more. To ease the pain, you should put on some Ice, Ice, Baby.
Pleonasm 36
You really set one hec-to of a bar for good references.
perdix 31
#37, thanks. now I am waiting for the FML where I can work in "My Sweet Lord" and "He's So Fine" in the same comment.
FalconSam1414 19
Sorry OP Feel better!!! Who would do that to you!? That's awful.
golferman72 16
That's everything that I said.
ManInTheMachine 20
And it was just as bad the second time around.
cheezwhiz 6
Sounds like it was a real blast, OP!
rhidiculous 4
Quality vs quantity ;)
DocBastard 40
Can I assume that "Blasted in the face with a high pressure hose" is a euphemism for a facial? You should get out of the **** business.
DasHaas 9
I could've told you that even before you tried. Basic physics people. They teach you this in school for a reason.
porcupineattack1 5
I hope you didn't do that willingly.
crucianbaby 3
You should have asked a black person that was alive during civil movement in the south how it felt before using the hose. They would have told you it hurts like a bitch
sammisweets93 12
Just to let you know whites "Europeans" were slaves too and also went thru the same things as blacks.