Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
2nd place
United States
Welcome to the world
Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
nick
Federal Way, United States
Souvenir
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
Anonymous
Father, you mean father
Today, I found out wife has two baby daddies for our two kids. I’m neither one’s baby daddy. FML
Divorcee
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Anonymous
Des Moines, United States
Let it go
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Top comments
CrissyyyS2 22
You didn't have any say on the names of your kids? I'm surprised you didn't know about any former lovers at all. I'm not sure about others but I thought couples usually talk about stuff like that between eachother.
tommylover842 23
I believe #1 is implying that since OP's wife is into women he can get her to have threesomes.
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Comments (183)
Starlight1029 18
I really hope that your main issue here isn't that she's been with a woman, but that she NAMED YOUR CHILDREN after HER EXES
Kielnmsoftly 26
My problem with this is who the **** names their kids after lovers, aside from the one they're with (Jr., 3rd, etc).
charluk 10
the only bad thing about this fml is that if she named the kids after former lovers, she still thinks of them. i feel sorry for this guy
KrazyKatz3 26
Why would you want your children to be named after someone you were intimate with?
T1A2Z3 35
Who the **** wants to name their child after a past lover. Like I screamed this name in bed so I'll scream it when my kid doesn't pick up their toys? It's incredibly creepy and I have a large amount of sympathy for you and your poor kids. However, the blame falls on you as well. How do you not know about your own wife's past? I've been dating my boyfriend for just over 5 months and he would know the names of all of my past "lovers" or boyfriends and he would definitely know my sexuality. It sounds like you have never discussed past relationships with your wife which is insane. Also you should have had some say in the names of your kids... But maybe she had a lot of options? 😂 See if there's any way to change your kid's names of they're still young because if they ever find out they will be traumatised.