Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
2nd place
United States
Welcome to the world
Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
nick
Federal Way, United States
Souvenir
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
Anonymous
Father, you mean father
Today, I found out wife has two baby daddies for our two kids. I’m neither one’s baby daddy. FML
Divorcee
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Anonymous
Des Moines, United States
Let it go
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22
You didn't have any say on the names of your kids? I'm surprised you didn't know about any former lovers at all. I'm not sure about others but I thought couples usually talk about stuff like that between eachother.
tommylover842 23
I believe #1 is implying that since OP's wife is into women he can get her to have threesomes.
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Comments (183)
Isa_fml 20
So? She had every right to sleep with whoever the hell she wanted before you were together. Grow up.
Princess107 3
That is just sad yoooo lol
blueocean43 2
*shrug* My big sister is named after one of my dad's exes. If they'd had a boy, it would have been named after one of my mums exes. It doesn't mean they want to run off with their ex, they just thought they were nice names due to positive associations with those names.
cho_bee 9
Imagine what it would be like if you had 15 or 16 kids. Just saying...
darkfireflame 15
tres kinky
viau 13
time to talk about a threesome ;)
sproutlet 5
Why is this an FML? Did you really expect your wife to be a pure untouched virgin when you married? As long as she wasn't cheating ON you, it's not a big deal.
alecyar 0
... and what's wrong with that?
funsize290 4
Maybe one of the guys just had a girlie name
cheyy_xox 10
Why is this an FML moment?