Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML
Today, I discovered that my cool, unique first name translates to "unwanted" in Hindi. Both my parents studied abroad in India for five years. FML
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Today, my father called me to ask what my middle name is. He apparently needed to know it to remove me out from his will. FML
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho...and I thought Folly's name was cruel... I cannot see any reason why anyone could deserve this.
Jimboom 12
Prove em wrong kiddo... prove em wrong. ;-)
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Comments (109)
femto_fml 0
don't you mean "If my mother and father DIDN'T know this when they named me?"
dickster 0
Yay another one from Maryland! Well I'm sorry for you, but that is a bit humorous.
Jamdestroyer 0
I swear I've read this before
dance_till_dawn 0
Don't you mean it wouldn't be so bad if my parents HADN'T known this when I was born? Idiot.
nvadams 0
Laaame... What's your name?
b1acksharpi3mark 0
Mine means "serving wench." Or quite plainly, "girl."
gymdiva1 0
wow! parents can be such jerks! lol
RedPillSucks 33
Could be worse. You could have been named some old previously male name that is now mainly used by females. Beverly, Leslie, Robin. Or you could have shared a name with some infamous character. I know an Adolph.
sportzkid1 0
haha that's kinda funny
alepsych 1
how about the spanish name Martirio = punishment... it's not that big a deal OP.