Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Top comments
vanillacocoa 6
That's pretty ratshit :(
spaerro 8
That's one way to attract people - be a human beacon.
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Comments (139)
uumlaut_strohson 3
if you were a goth you wouldn't have this problem
uumlaut_strohson 3
if you were a goth you wouldn't have this problem
perdix 31
Is it goth to repeat oneself? Are you a morbid emo or just senile?
GothicAngel17 24
Plus, the comment makes no sense whatsoever.
perdix 31
#62. So, do you people repeat yourselves? Do any of you try the "From Goth to Boss" system?
GothicAngel17 24
I'm not even a goth :| this was a regrettably silly username made a few years ago :|
perdix 31
I know your pain. I once had a user name that I made up when I wanted to be an Analyst/Therapist -- I chose the most unfortunate way to combine those words;)
ClosetTroll 10
Popping it might add some brilliant red to the mix.
drakej 0
Thats badass!!!!
WaywardDaughter 26
It was probably the makeup OP used to cover the acne up.
rammy125 4
Just ask your friends to pop them for you if it's so oblivious for them to see. What are friends for
BoarderDancer 4
So oblivious? I think you mean obvious.
GracesDelirium 9
Who doesn't remember it?
lolretard 0
******* acne retards be complainin'
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh, you must be one of the lucky ones who hardly ever get breakouts. ****.
skyeyez9 25
If you are a girl, there are some birth control pills to take than actually clear up and prevent acne.
happymom2g 0
Sorry that really sucks.