Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Top comments
vanillacocoa 6
That's pretty ratshit :(
spaerro 8
That's one way to attract people - be a human beacon.
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grace12898 0
You were just at a rage... No one will know
Stefania_P_fml 2
You had a mirror with you or one of your friends told you?
BoarderDancer 4
Acne isn't always from not washing a face. It can be medical, hereditary, or from stress. :) so be quiet