Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Top comments
vanillacocoa 6
That's pretty ratshit :(
spaerro 8
That's one way to attract people - be a human beacon.
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Comments (139)
uumlaut_strohson 3
if you were a goth you wouldn't notice
groupleader 7
How about coming back to the club in 5 years when you're 21.
love_me_electric 20
Except in Ontario you can drink when you're 19. It's18 if you go across the border to Manitoba or Quebec.
GothicAngel17 24
It's 18 in Australia as well. And just because OP has acne that doesn't mean OP is under 21. That's just stupid. People can have bad acne at any age. I don't even know how you got thumbed up at all, tbh.
evilplatypus 39
Seems like almost every country is 18 except US (18 makes more sense to me; if you can vote, move out of your parents' house, go to war, etc, why not drink as well?). As for your assumption that they're a minor; I'm 25 and still get breakouts, my mother is 52 and has to get the heavy duty stuff to control hers, pregnant women sometimes get horrific breakouts as do menopausal women (hormone fluctuations). It's just stereotyping that only teens get acne.
DracoSpirita 21
43- You're a complete dumbass. Everyone gets acne. Don't waste your time on the stupid stereotype that only teens get acne. I'm sure you have it yourself.
uumlaut_strohson 3
if you were a goth you wouldn't notice
Shelta957 13
Why don't you BREAK OUT some dance moves. :P
uumlaut_strohson 3
if you were a goth you wouldn't notice
juunebug 2
That might be your concealer/foundation, not your actual acne.
reddudeover 2
You might have superpowers, just saying.
uumlaut_strohson 3
if you were a goth you wouldn't notice.
DracoSpirita 21
What the ****? This is the fourth time I've seen this comment posted by you. Quit being a troll and get out of your mom's basement.
perdix 31
Clubs don't want pimply people uglifying their businesses. They want good-looking people to buy drinks and hook up with each other. Pizza faces make people want to buy benzoyl peroxide and go home and ********** to Internet **** featuring actresses with apparently clear skin. If you must go to a club, wear cover-up -- a paper bag will do ;)
Comet_Candy 23
That was one of my favourite episodes!