Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Top comments
vanillacocoa 6
That's pretty ratshit :(
spaerro 8
That's one way to attract people - be a human beacon.
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Comments (139)
annagilbert 6
I bet you had some kind of coverup on because normal, naked skin wouldnt do that.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Oh yes, it could. Just as some teeth can glow in black light. (and no, not Ross style) and anything else that is just the right color.
evilplatypus 39
My nails glow under black light (no paint or clear coat on them, either). It's weird, but pretty neat.
sincerelyjay 13
Ask your doctor for a retinol cream. You just dab it on. But that really sucks OP, acne can make your confidence go from a 10 to a 0. I really hope you find a solution.
Chad_the_Brony 0
That's pretty cool. You don't need to buy glow sticks like every other sucker.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Op: I am a disco ball.
evilplatypus 39
I hadn't thought of that. I'd just tell people I broke open a glow stick and sprayed it on myself (I see that in the movies all the time).
FMLsOhilarious 6
That's hot.
j_cat187 20
Nope
Arrawyn 12
Radiopractiv.
MasqueradePrince 25
Dude, some of them also glow pink. Different experience same results.
Crazberry 5
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby.
CaramelMacchiato 13
LOLWHAT
Crazberry 5
Read my comment out loud :P Also, have you never heard of The Bloodhound Gang?
btcrusin 11
get a life
EG14_fml 8
Is it sad that I know this is completely possible?
Quidikic 9
Care to give an explanation?
krysxkatastrophe 14
It's obviously too early in the morning. When I read it the first time, I thought you meant a wall of pimples.
perdix 31
Sounds like a . . . *** lowers sunglasses *** zitty zituation ;)
hahauRrcool 0
Your a ******* idiot.
perdix 31
You're You pus-sy.
GracesDelirium 9
And that's why no one ***** with Perdix.
hahauRrcool 0
Haha oh yeah totally. As your busy sucking his ****.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Awww, someone was proven wrong and it's lashing out against other people. How cute.
perdix 31
#79. Another your/you're fail? Are you retarded? Everyone can miss one now and then, but I specifically wasted a comment calling you out on that error, and yet you make it again! You ought to give up and just put "yore" when you want that sound in a sentence, and make the reader figure it out.
hahauRrcool 0
Acytualy i am Semi' retartde. Mistqke was on purpose though.