Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I mistook a straw hat for a stack of pancakes. In case you hadn't figured it out, I forgot my glasses at home. FML
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
Today, I made a heart-shaped pancake for my girlfriend as a surprise Valentine's Day breakfast. I flipped it too hard, and it landed on my cat. The cat then ran around the house with a pancake cape, and the surprise was ruined by the cat bolting into the bedroom, waking my girlfriend up, who's not a morning person at the best of times. FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, while eating dinner, my girlfriend looked at me, smiled and said, "I can't tell if this is love or Stockholm Syndrome, but either way I'm happy." I'm not sure what to make of that. FML
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Zmeilerr 22
if you mean blueberry pancake, you're off the hook.
GoW_Chick 15
I know what you mean pancakes can be very beautiful ... *sniffle*
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Comments (122)
Zmeilerr 22
if you mean blueberry pancake, you're off the hook.
xkayxkayx 5
Nope, rainbow pancakes!
Zmeilerr 22
pancakes*
GoW_Chick 15
Choclate chip pancakes that your mother made into fun shapes, ahh the good ole days. :)
Exeggcute 5
Mickey mouse pancakes!!!!!
KeyboardWarrior 10
Eggo ftw.
pinkcrayola 0
Ultimate blueberry rainbow chocolate chip unicorn shaped pancakes!
GoW_Chick 15
Hey 29 leggo of my eggo!
bitchslapped22 14
**** Eggo, homemade is so much better
angrystare 6
Hes obviously refering to paincakes ( bad joke i know)
urdirtyolduncle 15
iHop holiday pancakes.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Denny's grand slam pancakes. :o
NoWaySick 0
at least he hasnt found the universal beauty in waffles... Blue waffles...
pookberry 4
Has anyone else noticed that you cannot make homemade pancakes taste like those made at a diner? :/
kiran_fml 5
144- I did it one time, and then I could never do it again :(
kimee21_fml 15
I love pancakes!
SugarCrazy 14
Everybody does. Was it really necessary to voice your opinion about them, though?
GoW_Chick 15
That's kind of the point of FML...
kimee21_fml 15
Why do you mind so much I did? ...
florido_fml 10
I love pancakes tooooooo goo pancakes wooooooohhhh
aceman1992 9
Is there really about to be a fight over pancakes on here?
GoW_Chick 15
Who wouldn't fight over pancakes?
Zmeilerr 22
#37 - just wait till there's a political or religious FML. Comments usually get closed.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Eww. Pancakes... WAFFLES FTW.
aceman1992 9
By the way 19, last time I checked FML wasn't ment for people to voice their opinions on pancakes.
GoW_Chick 15
True, but it is meant to voice your opinion on a FML story, and this one so happens to be about pancakes, so the comment was valid.
TJD28 3
91 you do realize that a waffle is just a pancake with holes in it to hold syrup...
EvilPotato 15
20 because he's SugarCrazy :P.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
There will be no fighting over pancakes today! I brought the syrup so we are all good!
brownov6969 4
Yeah that is a bit odd
tparis123 5
Whatever hes smoking I want some!
girl112891 7
But pancakes ARE beautiful! They have this cushiony thing to them, so fluffy and smooth!
NAU_future 7
It's only odd If OP was sober, however if they made pancakes while high... Probably normal.
So2011 4
Pancakes are yummy.
koolkat27 13
waffles are the same thing as pancakes, just with holes in it:/
jonriise18 3
Umm... this is FML. NOT WTF.
obamathellama 0
Pancake Nirvana ftw?
RedPillSucks 33
more like "Pancake Nirvana, WTF?"
calithebandgeek 0
Nirvana means a state of perfect peace or enlightenment..
GoW_Chick 15
^ Thank you Webster...
hannahcorrine 0
"...I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment or.." hard being right all the time 34, isn't it?
Mole116 4
Yeah.. Probably want to get that head checked out.. :D
nachos99 0
I think maybe both...
markrs 0
Ahh, a philosopher? Please, let's discuss this matter! Say, IHop?
ImInYourFACEbook 8
In this case I believe IHOP would stand for International House of Pyschos.
GoW_Chick 15
I know what you mean pancakes can be very beautiful ... *sniffle*
brownov6969 4
A touching moment in pancake history
cheefer 0
Can I touch your pancakes?
burtonbullet 10
I'm tearing up at the thought of them...:'-)