Today, I discovered that I've lost thirty pounds since having my second child. However, I still weigh just as much as I did when I was full-term with my first child. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my twin sister gave birth and somehow now weighs less than before she was pregnant. She also has huge boobs now and not a stretch mark in sight. Meanwhile, I’m still carrying an extra 15 pounds, even though I gave birth 5 years ago, and so many stretch marks I look like a fat zebra. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML
Today, I visited my old job to pick up some paperwork. Since leaving over a year ago, I’ve lost over 60lbs, but I’m currently 6 months pregnant. Not a single person believed that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after losing five pounds from being sick, my first customer at work greeted me with, “Aaaahhhh, you’re expecting!” I’m not pregnant. I guess I didn’t lose my gut. FML
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Top comments
_nathalia_ 0
At least you lost pounds. Why are you crying? Keep on losing those pounds.
Deabells 0
seriously,don't give up!!! be proud of how far u have come,and keep being positive,not many ppl can say they lost 30lbs
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Comments (58)
anniepie17 1
At least ur making progress!!! Keep it up girl!!
Playboy420 0
I lost all my baby weight in the first month after my son was born.. Why is it so hard for everyone else
WildaRora 43
I understand that everyone is different, they have different metabolisms. Why is it so hard for 'everyone else' to understand? People like you make me sick.
sulitak 27
If that's your real picture then you're a professional model and would have a personal trainer and someone to watch the kid, like most celebrities. some of us have lives. I'll consider it awesome if I take off the baby weight I'm gaining now by the time the twins hit one. Also: you may have been pretty much all baby weight. Some women don't gain much excess weight, some do. it depends on how your body handles pregnancy
acanedo 17
Hmm that's awesome #52! It only took me two weeks -must be those genes!
Tressa1982 18
I'm in the same boat...sucks!
lizt 22
Get a gym membership, or walk around a lil longer around the park with your kids
TheSacredRatty 18
To those saying this is good: OP may be underweight and are trying to gain weight. Losing more weight could cause very serious health problems.