Today, I discovered that I've lost thirty pounds since having my second child. However, I still weigh just as much as I did when I was full-term with my first child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my twin sister gave birth and somehow now weighs less than before she was pregnant. She also has huge boobs now and not a stretch mark in sight. Meanwhile, I’m still carrying an extra 15 pounds, even though I gave birth 5 years ago, and so many stretch marks I look like a fat zebra. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML
Today, I visited my old job to pick up some paperwork. Since leaving over a year ago, I’ve lost over 60lbs, but I’m currently 6 months pregnant. Not a single person believed that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after losing five pounds from being sick, my first customer at work greeted me with, “Aaaahhhh, you’re expecting!” I’m not pregnant. I guess I didn’t lose my gut. FML
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_nathalia_ 0
At least you lost pounds. Why are you crying? Keep on losing those pounds.
Deabells 0
seriously,don't give up!!! be proud of how far u have come,and keep being positive,not many ppl can say they lost 30lbs
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Comments (58)
kitkat628 0
30 lbs?? sounds like you're doing good
tnglator 4
i think i have your miracle solution. its called exercise....
irosdabetsy 0
Sounds like you are doing great. Keep up the good work and you will be satisfied with the results eventually.
skiier4life 1
yeah! the new ones even squirt a refreshing liquid on your face when your workout is complete!
longboardsrule 0
hey sup people
alicec123 0
why worry about weight when you have already had a relationship and 2 kids? be grateful
franwins0827 7
Be proud of yourself for the accomplishment. You'll make it the rest of the way soon enough! :-)
42billybob 5
It's Alaska! You're justified to have more fat than average up there! Keep your chins up.
psymon_fml 0
hang in there hun. babies kinda do it to ya. ive still got baby weight too. keep ur head up, dont give up and lets get rid of these pounds!
perez758 2
you should have made him move in with your parents.
sykokitti 15
dont give up honey, push yourself hard now.. you can lose the rest.. I have faith in you!