Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I found out my aunt posted a picture of my butt in a bikini bottom on Facebook. I didn't even know she had taken that picture. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out I didn’t get a job because I'd flashed the owner whilst drunk. Guess my tits weren’t better than my resume. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
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heyimjennyFML 5
NEVER tell your mother where you work.
DudeImBetter 0
What's your mothers Facebook name? I need it for reference.
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Comments (79)
MrMan27 0
I know this is a bad time for you, but can you at least tell me what size? ;)
HubertPL 0
AAA
MrMan27 0
I know this is a bad time for you, but can you at least tell me what size? ;)
TalkinSmack 6
seriously??? it's only a boob. who cares.
Krilleee 5
who cares? WHO CARES?! I care cuz everyone loves boobies!!!
Madmattmania 0
r u gay
amanda_d95 9
WIN!
Krilleee 5
what's her name on facebook?! mmmmmmmmm boobies
CalvinHopkins 0
What's tour mom's facebook? :)
thatnucca 36
BOOBS!! YAY!
jrod45 0
that was awesome night!
ShelbyyCakess 0
you're mom sounds like fun.
varkey 7
Wow, that sucks..... FYL