Today, I found out I didn’t get a job because I'd flashed the owner whilst drunk. Guess my tits weren’t better than my resume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
Today, I found out that the dream in which I drunkenly phoned my boss and called him a "fat useless piece of shit" actually did happen. I woke up to 10 missed calls and 5 angry texts stating I was fired. FML
Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML
Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
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Top comments
Roxy Rousseau 11
He probably didn’t wanna risk getting hit with a sexual misconduct charge or giving you “special treatment should other employees find out.
samomaha 17
Behavior like flashing prevents you from getting jobs. It would be wise to make a choice at this point. And Roxy is right. He didn't want problems in the office.
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Comments (7)
Roxy Rousseau 11
He probably didn’t wanna risk getting hit with a sexual misconduct charge or giving you “special treatment should other employees find out.
samomaha 17
Behavior like flashing prevents you from getting jobs. It would be wise to make a choice at this point. And Roxy is right. He didn't want problems in the office.
RichardPencil 32
He realizes there's a risk in sexual harassment. After seeing the goods, he decided it's not worth it.
bloopaloop 27
Does your stomach stick out farther than your ****?
Paul Rushing 21
You probably weren’t hired because of probable alcohol sbuse
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't put yourself down! I bet you have great ****! I mean... alcohol has made fools of us all. Cut down, dust yourself off, and try your luck elsewhere.
Jonkbaby 23
What in the world happened at that interview??!?