Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around... - FML

By Sprinkles - 04/02/2015 07:44 - Australia

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

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arachnophile 13

Wednesday 4 February 2015 18:53

There really does seem to be an age where ***** are no longer given. Sorry, OP.

acommonman 23

Wednesday 4 February 2015 18:50

sorry you had to witness that, but he won't stay for long in this world, let him do as he pleases

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Antivist 13

Monday 9 February 2015 19:59

Pretty disturbing OMG

iloveDob 12

Saturday 21 February 2015 4:49

That truly sucks.... yikes

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