Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
sopheeah
Melbourne, Australia
Awww Sweaty, don't worry
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
BabyDaddy
Australia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Saint Venera, Malta
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
DreDre
Charity
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Anonymous
Stourbridge, United Kingdom
Cause for concern?
Today, I looked at the supplements my boyfriend puts in the protein shakes we both drink. To my horror, most of them listed "boosts libido" or "increased fertility" as benefits. When I confronted him, he said ,"So? I drink them too, it's not like I'm drugging you or something." FML
Anonymous
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
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DjeePee 25
Thumb this comment up if you think: 1) slipping abortion pills as a supplement is dangerous 2) OP has an ass of a boyfriend
weels6 0
wow . what a terd ball. start slipping him estrogen pills. that'll show em
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stewie71 3
So this woman's with a guy with a mini? You're joking, right? They hroe thst small?
cptmorgan15 2
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TheRealLori 0
Is he a doctor? Those are script only. Is he a pill thief? If so, remember...you're the idiot f#cking him. Time to try celibacy.
gonzaval 0
^win
gonzaval 0
^ this was meant for #33
Ozma_fml 0
I doubt this FML is true. For starters, OP wouldn't have been able to unknowingly take regular doses of RU486 without ending up at the doctor's or the hospital thinking something was seriously wrong. Those drugs have significant side effects.
rattusrattus 19
I'm pretty sure the girl has to ask for the morning-after too. So whatever the OP's boyfriend is doing... sounds seriously dodgy.
NineFishMffns_fml 0
For morning after I don't think you need a girl, I know of guys who've bought it at like walgreens or cvs or wherever you can buy it without the girl being there. Maybe she meant Plan B? It may not be a abortion pill but she may think it is, that or her bf could be a pharmacist who doesn't want a baby. So messed up!
Bammaramma 2
If he's slipping you Plan B, he's not slipping you an "abortion pill". What he's doing is stupid, but he's only giving you a higher dose of the same stuff you're already taking. If he's slipping you RU486, he must be a doctor or a pharmacist who is stealing stuff, because you can't get that over the counter, and I don't know if they even sell it to men. Sounds like this is just propaganda.
rattusrattus 19
Pretty crappy propaganda too. Unless its the sort that advises girls against dating stupid arseholes, in which case its fairly effective.
mismonroe 0
And you didn't notice? Where are you so I can come roofie the shit outta you
katiektastrophy 0
i dont see why anyone would say ydi /:
PollyluvsTigger 2
seriously?!?! what a ********!!!!!
Wiggy_78 0
How did you not notice? What an ass, you need to leave him, that's just dangerous.
Eorlas 31
i thought the aboetion pill was extremely expensive....how long has this been happening for?