Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Awww Sweaty, don't worry
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Charity
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Cause for concern?
Today, I looked at the supplements my boyfriend puts in the protein shakes we both drink. To my horror, most of them listed "boosts libido" or "increased fertility" as benefits. When I confronted him, he said ,"So? I drink them too, it's not like I'm drugging you or something." FML
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
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DjeePee 25
Thumb this comment up if you think: 1) slipping abortion pills as a supplement is dangerous 2) OP has an ass of a boyfriend
weels6 0
wow . what a terd ball. start slipping him estrogen pills. that'll show em
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Comments (130)
ShyAnn29 15
I know I may seem stupid, but what effects does the abortion pill have on the body?
k3ndallmarie 0
those pills make you sick. how would you not notice being physically ill? (pregnant or not)
kportal69 5
depending on how long he's been doing it for for you could become infertile. sooo chop his balls off :) an eye for an eye
willjackson 0
this is such a load of shit, it's just some stupid anti abortion twat trying to sceare people. (I hope I spelt that right :P )
dreadlocmask 15
you should kick the shit out of him for this! thats immoral and wrong to do.
odexy 12
What the ****? Not only is that dangerous, but really expensive. =/
JizzBlitz 0
sounds convenient to me! some people just don't want kids :)
goldenbrown101 0
Wow he is dumb :))
Tiecho 4
so... end results the same, sure it was decietful but get over it
haeckels_embryos 0
I'm sorry, but you seem rather ignorant. An abortion pill is a lot different from birth control. Ever considered maybe some girls aren't comfortable with taking abortion pills? It's also kind of immature to say "get over it" in response to something as serious as deceit in a relationship that's supposed to be built on trust.
TungstenLildog 10
Doesn't matter what he slipped you or how many times it happened, this is a serious problem for both of you. If he did it this time he could do something similar in the future. I would stay away from him and make sure everyone hears about how he slipped you a drug. I wonder if he would be in trouble with some kind of law?