Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
sopheeah
Melbourne, Australia
Awww Sweaty, don't worry
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
BabyDaddy
Australia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Saint Venera, Malta
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
DreDre
Charity
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Anonymous
Stourbridge, United Kingdom
Cause for concern?
Today, I looked at the supplements my boyfriend puts in the protein shakes we both drink. To my horror, most of them listed "boosts libido" or "increased fertility" as benefits. When I confronted him, he said ,"So? I drink them too, it's not like I'm drugging you or something." FML
Anonymous
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
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DjeePee 25
Thumb this comment up if you think: 1) slipping abortion pills as a supplement is dangerous 2) OP has an ass of a boyfriend
weels6 0
wow . what a terd ball. start slipping him estrogen pills. that'll show em
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Comments (130)
dotty23 0
Well, That's stupid. xD Does your boyfriend know what that could do to you? Geez Louise..
eprieto 0
this should be a medical fml, not a romance one.
DjeePee 25
Thumb this comment up if you think: 1) slipping abortion pills as a supplement is dangerous 2) OP has an ass of a boyfriend
ImKindaABigDeal 6
Aaaahhh!!!!!! YouTube is spilling over into FML!!!!!!
natas_fml 13
Thumb it up yourself.
hazardoussmiles9 22
Is that even possible on FML?
Cinn_fml 23
Wow. You need to at least have a very serious talk with him. I don't normally suggest this, but you might even want to seriously consider leaving him for this behaviour, as I'm fairly certain he's crossed more than one line.
that_is_Nathy 9
I like Germany, here yoz can't just buy those without a recipe from your gynecologist. Dump him, because he endangers your health just because it makes HIM feel better. If he really loved you, he wouldn't give you pills...
eprieto 0
I'm older than you, epic win
that_is_Nathy 9
how's that "epic win"? Well, anyway....congratulations!
eprieto 0
thank you :D
marinus_fml 20
Darnit, 31, you're older than me too!
PSQ91 6
Damn I fail to all of you :/
eprieto 0
see Nathy?! this is epic! I'm attracting younger people to this comment!
toooldforthis 19
damn, I feel like a grandma! but I agree w/ this comment. if he's really against kids, maybe he should get snipped
PSQ91 6
You're awesome 46
that_is_Nathy 9
awesome, I think?
eprieto 0
thanks 50, usarmywife-your too old for this comment
Bravo11 14
Youngest?
underguarded 20
His actions made me incredibly angry and they weren't even directed at me. What a moron.
nate_msm 0
god that's not good they **** up your body I'd have the cops on him in no time or what I'd do is get revenge by slipping him estrogen and Viagra tablets and refuse to have sex with him
Persephone1001 3
I agree with #30 that he must be doing something illegal to get abortion pills. The morning after pill might be obtainable but isn't technically an abortion pill as it stops an egg being fertilised or sometimes stops a fertilised egg attaching to the lining of the uterus. You're not technically pregnant until the egg successfully attaches, and you have to be pregnant to have an abortion. In nature about 80% of fertilised eggs don't attach anyway (little factoid I picked up on my MSc in biochemistry). Whether or not people believe life begins at conception is obviously a personal choice, but stopping an egg implanting isn't an abortion. Eiher way, hormones at those doses can seriously affect your health - tell him no glove no love if he's that worried!
dboy006778 0
lol niceee
noornia 6
o.o
dlangel 2
ugh agreed, this fml has me really upset because any medication comes with some serious side effects and everyone should be able to know and make a choice about what's going into their bodies.... it sounds like it's time to make a choice about what of his won't be going into your body anymore. I agree with other PP who suggested calling the police, honestly. this is serious and I can't think of an even remotely decent excuse for this. Esp if it was abortion pill vs morning after pill (I think effects are quite a bit different and that the abortion pill is pretty serious).
cmyk 19
No you don't get your period same day you take the morning after pill. you can actually not get it at all or whenever. one morning after pill is the same (+-) as a whole month of birthcontrol pills. she would have noticed due to all the hormones. im calling fake unless shes new on the pills. FYI to t ops bf: by doing what you do its a greater risk she will actiually get pregnant due to ypu messing up her hormone cycle!
pandemic_fml 0
This.
6812 6
I hope you leave him & go see a Dr. what if taking all those pills makes you infertile?