Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
sopheeah
Melbourne, Australia
Awww Sweaty, don't worry
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
BabyDaddy
Australia
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Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Saint Venera, Malta
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
DreDre
Charity
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Anonymous
Stourbridge, United Kingdom
Cause for concern?
Today, I looked at the supplements my boyfriend puts in the protein shakes we both drink. To my horror, most of them listed "boosts libido" or "increased fertility" as benefits. When I confronted him, he said ,"So? I drink them too, it's not like I'm drugging you or something." FML
Anonymous
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
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DjeePee 25
Thumb this comment up if you think: 1) slipping abortion pills as a supplement is dangerous 2) OP has an ass of a boyfriend
weels6 0
wow . what a terd ball. start slipping him estrogen pills. that'll show em
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DocBastard 40
Don't dump him! You'd be missing a golden opportunity for revenge. You should start slipping him estrogen pills as a "supplement". That way he loses his sex drive, gets bad acne, gains weight, and gets man-boobs, a higher voice, and stretch marks. Then you can dump his stupid ass because he's "less of a man". This Public Service Announcement brought to you by BastardCorp.
hawkeyes486 3
I agree. Abortion pills are prescription only, and the terrible contractions you would be having would be the ultimate give away that something wasn't right. Then you would both have to go to court, him for somehow getting his hands on this drug, and you for suing his retarded ass. If it really WAS Plan B, then it's a different story, but the post here says "abortion pill".
Jerslilwifey 0
That's awesome. never heard of a guy doing that. its actually really bad for you to take them too often and you should see your dr to make sure they haven't caused any damage.
TheWorldGreatest 8
sorry to say this but you need to report him to the cops. he really could have hurt your body in so many ways. And you really need to go to the doctor and see if there is anything wrong with you. Just for a piece of mind.
IRISHLASS60 1
Is he trying to kill you !!!!!!
sAnChEz_98 0
That is ridiculous. Your boyfriend needs some serious help. Does he not know how dangerous it is to give someone medication without their knowledge? What if you had a serious allergic reaction to it, or like someone else said, make you infertile? I'm curious as to how you found out he was doing this to you, and if you left him. Staying with someone like that doesn't seem smart. If he's been doing this to you, imagine what else he is capable of!
MEF62 5
If the OP is stupid enough not to realize that she's taking an extra then she's probably stupid stupid enough to say "abortion pill" when she means Plan B
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Where does one even find abortion pills without a prescription?? I agree with theworldsgreatest. She should dump him and press charges, in that order.
blackvyper 8
Nothing better than a little reassurance.
freshx_fml 6
what r u, dating Charlie sheen?