Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
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Today, I bought a coffee on my way to work and put it in the cup holder. At the next red light, I noticed it was empty. I'd apparently forgotten to put the lid on. My passenger seat was covered in coffee. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML
Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML
Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML
Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
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Top comments
alexup24 13
Shoulda had a v8
iiAntheA17 7
I guess coffee can wake you up two ways! (:
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Comments (141)
peachesncreem 21
First there was champagne showers, now, hot coffee showers?
smartpop 2
Is this an ad for 5-hour energy drink?
I_dont_exist 5
bet your wide awake now tho huh?
annie_nk 23
Happens to all of us. Hopefully it wasn't too hot. I once left a pizza on the roof of my car. So don't feel too bad.
ImSoEffedUp 10
Must have been an iced coffee... No way you'd be talkin bout it if it were hot....
perdix 31
Now, you can sue McDonald's for making the coffee too damn hot and Ford for making sunroofs that fail to protect the occupants from scalding hot liquids falling from the sky. Just don't put a balm on your burn.
nephilim241 19
You are in the UK and you had the sun roof open? Ydi
flutter4 7
How come you can't have the sun roof open in the UK?
nephilim241 19
Because we're experiencing the wettest June/July since records began, it's rained nearmost every day for about 2 weeks now..
outoftown 27
119, can I trade you for hottest?.... sheesh, never thought I'd envy uber-wet
surrounded_fml 6
The best part of waking up... is Folger's in your lap!
hateevryone 15
Lesson Learned
AlexBblah 10
At least the morning joe woke you up :)