Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a coffee on my way to work and put it in the cup holder. At the next red light, I noticed it was empty. I'd apparently forgotten to put the lid on. My passenger seat was covered in coffee. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML
Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML
Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML
Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
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Top comments
alexup24 13
Shoulda had a v8
iiAntheA17 7
I guess coffee can wake you up two ways! (:
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Comments (141)
FBI_Surveillance 3
I'm one of the more popular kids in school. No one wants to hang out with me either.
waitwhatsgoingon 18
What?
Dracoboxer357 36
104- Since you asked, 94's comment was a fantastic example of a "mental burp", consisting of two parts: The first was a Boast of Grander, where he voiced his deepest, passionate desire to Be Somebody in hopes the world would believe him and treat him accordingly. The second, sadly, was the Acceptance that this simply would not happen and he was still not "The Man." Tears and hysterical weeping undoubtedly followed and my heart goes out to this hollow, broken boy. :'( ...........Or, you thought his comment was as random as an Elvis sighting, and I felt like topping it with heaping loads of bullshit. ;) Either way, hope it clarified things! Cheers! ;)
ThecomingofTan 9
94, maybe if you would stop bugging my house and listening in on my conversations, we can hang out.
janerose21 3
At least you had ur coffee one way or another.. Externally !!
NellyFC35 19
Lol that's a good one....was it hot?
KiddNYC1O 22
I would think so...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And let me guess, you turned around and sued whoever served you the coffee because it burned you even though it was your own damn fault in the first place. (Anyone get the reference?)
menacingsprite 3
That sucks. Fyl indeed. I hope it didn't get all over the rest of your car and you didn't get burned. :-/
Calyx_fml 22
Sue McDonalds.
BigSexy123 11
I work there. This comment made me laugh my ass off.
DedaGrotesque187 0
That's because when you work fast food there's always that one ****** who comes through drive thru and gives you shit and as they are leaving you smile because you just intentionally ****** up that entire order. It's fair, stop treating people like you're better than them and shit like that wouldn't happen. ^_^
kyangel 1
She didn't deserve it ppl make mistakes everyone stfu think about the times when u accidentally put the scissors in the fridge or the pent butter in th freeZer so she put coffee on the sun roof chill out it isn't her fault
Marissa1586 18
Haha ohhhhh sucks when that happens! Like leaving soup on the top. Guess we have all had at least one experience of leaving something up there!
larouche362 10
If i could thumb your comment as many times as i want you would have 99 thumbs down cause' i got 99 thumbs and an thumb up aint one
serena_10 11
Haha if you were going to drink that coffee to wake you up, I think it has done it's job now (;