idgit42
United States
Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pplsuck
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
stephiexbabexx
United States
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Eyalsh
Greifswald, Germany
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
HonestlyVirgoHonesty
Moist
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
CodyS
Rocky River, United States
Sticky situation
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
queenbee12345678
United States
Brainrot
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Tired Hungry Geek
United States
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
knife knife
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Dalkeith, United Kingdom
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0
What is this OP, a rap? The last part of the FML ryhmes.
Vehicle 1
I've been without braces for several years and I quit wearing my retainers like I was supposed to and my teeth are fine.
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sidekick6 0
throw my retainer away, with my tray at chick fil a. haha. that rhymes.
aleexxisssXO 0
sucks :)
Lottie5490 0
My BFF's cleaning lady threw mine away once and I had to go digging in a State Senator's dumpster to find it. The bottom was broken in half, but I still had to clean it and wear it until I could get a new one...ick!
stillxsearching 3
not an FML, more like a right of passage. everyone throws out at least one retainer. i probably threw away like 5 when i was a kid. everyone does it. it's part of growing up!
xXxbiancaxXx 0
sux
metalr82 0
who cares!!!
bthecolorful 0
ahh! i did that once, at a burger place. we drove all the way back, and i had to put on some gloves&dig through the trash. all that mayo,mustard,and other sandwich leftovers was just greatt. its been over a month and i havent had a burger since.
Summer17 0
I'm pretty sure you life isn't ****** because you threw away your retainer. stop bitchin, get back in the kitchen.
the_flirtt 0
ouch !!
epr 0
Whoa.
the_flirtt 0
epr are u offended ?
epr 0
No, I thought that was funny.
the_flirtt 0
wow Selena ur cool
epr 0
Kay, yeah. That was kind of stupid.
the_flirtt 0
hey let's be nice :}
epr 0
I sowwy. Cookadee?
the_flirtt 0
cookadee ?
epr 0
Cookie* :(
the_flirtt 0
oh hah I see lol
JesseJaymz 0
at least you rhymed today
angelkey2myheart 0
that sucks! my parents bought me my retainers twice almost 1000 bucks because my dog chewed them up. that definitely sucks