idgit42
United States
Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pplsuck
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
stephiexbabexx
United States
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Eyalsh
Greifswald, Germany
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
HonestlyVirgoHonesty
Moist
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
CodyS
Rocky River, United States
Sticky situation
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
queenbee12345678
United States
Brainrot
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Tired Hungry Geek
United States
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
knife knife
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Dalkeith, United Kingdom
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0
What is this OP, a rap? The last part of the FML ryhmes.
Vehicle 1
I've been without braces for several years and I quit wearing my retainers like I was supposed to and my teeth are fine.
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Comments (280)
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
haha I did that with my night retainer that's clear but it was on a napkin when I was eating breakfast.
airforce987 20
dude, go the the dentist and buy another one for like $20. not an FML at all...
pingpongpenguin 3
20? mine cost 450
pingpongpenguin 3
yupp!
fadingaway 17
OP if your name is idgit like in Supernatural, then you are awesome. Get a new retainer. Duh.
rachelley123 0
my brother did the same thing except it was a pizza tray at Disneyland
JockeyGirl 0
man this isn't an fml. i hate how ppl think they have an f-ed up life becuase they "lost their retainer" or Their boyfriend "didn't want to have sex" like seriously ppl COME ON!
Clover2009 0
I'm sorry that any of you have to pay for a replacement of your retainer. If mine breaks or I lose it, it's free to remold it.
caseyjop 3
at 47. i took it out to eat and put it in my pocket then forgot took my coat off threw it on the floor and stepped right on it cost me $175 to get a new one won't do that again
MISStaken43 0
chick-fil-a = love
moodybaby 0
omgsss thats something i would do, fyl !
Mjfalcon 8
fail. at least you had a good meal though!