idgit42
United States
Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pplsuck
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
stephiexbabexx
United States
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Eyalsh
Greifswald, Germany
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
HonestlyVirgoHonesty
Moist
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
CodyS
Rocky River, United States
Sticky situation
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
queenbee12345678
United States
Brainrot
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Tired Hungry Geek
United States
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
knife knife
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Dalkeith, United Kingdom
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0
What is this OP, a rap? The last part of the FML ryhmes.
Vehicle 1
I've been without braces for several years and I quit wearing my retainers like I was supposed to and my teeth are fine.
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Comments (280)
illmatic2 16
Not that big of a deal. Mine only cost like 200 dollars for both.
wilson_n_trainin 0
No a fml. Happens to everyone who has braces. Trust me.
swimmerstud 7
ya I mean I've thrown my away several times. one time at lunch and the other time on the last day of school. I remembered right when I got home and had to go back. but you don't see me writing an FML about it. i shoulve written one though about the one at the last day of school. I threw my sack lunch away, and when I came back it was by a dead rat. I disinfected them for like a week.
Hollister1995 0
ohhh i did that once in another state:( OP, i cant vote on this one: FYL for loosing it, but YDI for loosing it...descisions, descisions.
Son_of_Helghan 0
Heil pendatik
justsayfuck 5
Descisions? Descisions? DECISIONS! ffs!
justsayfuck 5
I am glad to be of any help :D
Rheannon 0
I've done that before. I'd wrap it in a napkin. I threw 2 of my retainers away.
caseyjop 3
I've done that I even stepped on mine and crushed it
crigger61 7
how do u do that
Raleigh_bruh 7
That sucks, but don't they give you two of those for one price?
Raleigh_bruh 7
Littlefoot, I will never buy you Chick Fil-A. :]
Raleigh_bruh 7
Blahh, #4 > #3. So no, Captain. :P
pingpongpenguin 3
waffle fries are the best, and the chicken nuggets!
Raleigh_bruh 7
...You didn't even know what Chick Fil-A was until I told you. -.- And it's obvious you don't need any if you don't know how amazing waffle fries are. :]
ndizzle 0
They're a secret only known by GOOGLE...
bh0p 0
this makes me think of an episode of Camp Lazlo
NiCocaCola_fml 2
at least you got to go to Chick-fil-A
crigger61 7
it happens I would know gone through 3
JordeeChristina 0
haaa, least you wont starve for a couple of hours.