Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head, and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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roflcopter657 0
that's terrible ******* advice... your mentor should be fired.
lifeislife_fml 0
The tree also has anger management problems...
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were_giraffe 2
your mentor doesn't sound too wise to be honest. yes physical exertion can relieve stress and anger, but... throwing rocks is still inherently violent, and... even if you don't bean yourself in the noggin, it can actually *increase* your anger levels. It might be better to try other forms of physical exertion... such as running. At the same time, do not neglect concepts such as meditation and relaxation. However, those are just means to help bring anger levels down. It doesn't address the root of the issue - why you are so angry in the first place. In fact, finding out *why* you are so angry, and addressing *that* issue will do more good than anything else. Hope your head feels better soon.
untitledentity 0
Hey, 147, I'm a girl you douche. I was about 7 1/2 to 8 feet away from the tree. I know its my damn fault. I'm not stupid, just angry.
Belldandy911 0
Trees are learning to fight back now? ****.
Panicattackx5 0
Jeez. Were you a from away from it when you threw the rock?
CurdledMilk 0
I had no idea shit could get pissed. My mom was right; you /do/ learn something new everyday.
Kr4z1 0
u need a blunt
MegaPopTart 0
thats really funny, how close did you stand to the tree?
ChelseaChops 1
You mentor is a dipshit, but this story nearly made me wet myself. I threw a snowglobe at my anger management therapist because she told me expressing my anger at people i felt frustrated towards could sometimes be constructive.
cybercrash 2
Use Earth element to blast that nature tower!!!
iambean 4
hit the bong.