Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went to go surprise my long distance boyfriend at college 7 hours away. As I opened his apartment door, I saw him on the couch fucking his “study buddy”. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
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lolol182 4
dump him?
missgoober 0
i don't care if you're in college, high school or married for 30 years. you shouldn't cheat on someone you're in a relationship with.
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Comments (178)
eatsleeepswim 0
My birthday!
ya_momma 4
I like how Op says "its march 19th" as if it would have actually made things better lol.
HAY_JAY2013 12
YO what the **** that ****** idiot I would jive him a hard time and then dumb him and tell him and yell at that ass hole
happyfingers 15
Smash something he loves and say "April Fools!" back. What a dick.
rfidel 1
march 19 is my bday
Paksenarrion 24
To all those saying she should "expect it" since he is in college: **** you! Seriously. No one should expect their significant other to cheat on them. You either keep it in your pants or end the relationship and do what you want. Plain and simple!
isolated_mistake 5
Awwe
WasabiG 11
Im really sorry for laughing but it was a reaction from his sick sense of humor. sorry again...
FutureUSM 16
How on earth does she deserve to be cheated on? You 8k+ who pressed YDI, do the world a favor and get hit by a train because you deserve it.
LevelupKid 8
what a coincidence