zappy
United States
Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fml
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Karma
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Anonymous
Bancroft, Canada
Are friends electric?
Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML
Anonymous
How shocking!
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Anonymous
Olive Branch, United States
Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML
stupiddrunk
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Blackout
Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
Cait
Olds, Canada
Today, my friend figured out that if you poke my neck I scratch like a dog. She has yet to cease doing it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Itchy and Scratchy
Today, I put a collar on my dog to get rid of his fleas. Good news? He doesn't have fleas anymore. Bad news? They've moved onto the rest of my family. FML
Anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Ouch!
Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
nipped
Australia
Bad boy
Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
Top comments
HappyCatIsHappy 0
Of course they work on human necks. And YDI for using a shock-collar. That's ******* cruel, now you know what your dog feels lik
NorskVind 1
Wait, OP. You mean to tell me that humans are capable of sustaining a current of electricity?! MADNESS.
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Immune2ice 0
YDI for getting something that harms poor animals.
TheOtherNewest1 6
Don't taze me bro! By the way, FYL for being that stupid. I can't imagine how hard life is with such a low IQ. Next time, you should test a stun gun out on a mountain lion. I wonder if it can distinguish between human flesh and fur. You dumb ****.
Andyangels27 0
I've tried it really not that bad
chlorinegreen 27
I made my brother do that once! When we were little he danced all over the yard while the collar was shocking him at the time i laughed because we were little.. heck i would still probably laugh!! But doing it myself? lol
papabear55 0
your freaking stupid
netbeui435 3
YouTube it!
jessimafur 0
It's amazing, I bet half of the FML's on here aren't even as good as the ones that are denied. Yet you managed to put this crap on here. Of course they work on humans you moron.
Darkcloud_fml 0
Don't have kids
Grangoire 0
Are you an idiot? Exactly what type of non-existant technology do you think it has that would make its electric shocks selective to only canines. Maybe this experience will shock a little more common sense into you. Y SOOOO DI
Radon210 1
Just go kill yourself right now