zappy
United States
Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fml
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Karma
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Anonymous
Bancroft, Canada
Are friends electric?
Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML
Anonymous
How shocking!
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Anonymous
Olive Branch, United States
Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML
stupiddrunk
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Blackout
Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
Cait
Olds, Canada
Today, my friend figured out that if you poke my neck I scratch like a dog. She has yet to cease doing it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Itchy and Scratchy
Today, I put a collar on my dog to get rid of his fleas. Good news? He doesn't have fleas anymore. Bad news? They've moved onto the rest of my family. FML
Anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Ouch!
Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
nipped
Australia
Bad boy
Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
Top comments
HappyCatIsHappy 0
Of course they work on human necks. And YDI for using a shock-collar. That's ******* cruel, now you know what your dog feels lik
NorskVind 1
Wait, OP. You mean to tell me that humans are capable of sustaining a current of electricity?! MADNESS.
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Comments (220)
MothsWings 4
Herp derp...they only work if they receive speshul secret dog signals from your neck
Kawaii_Shoujo 5
YDI 1. For having a shock collar for your dog as they are inhumane. 2. for being enough of an idiot to test it out.
lifeisabitch43 4
Shock collars are not inhumane. All you have to do is show your dog that when they walk past a flag they get shocked, put flags around the boundary of your yard (and your kitchen table), and you're all set. At least MY dog learned it that easily.
Bobby64 29
Did you think the collar could magically detect whether it was a dog or a person wearing it??
Alexangel1866 6
Be careful, you might just fry the only two braincells you have left.
MandathePanda24 0
Question? WHY WOULDNT THEY DUMBASS!!
reece555 0
Fake as ****
Badlifesmd 0
Next time google it before you wonder if bullets hurt......
joecartoon2 2
You dumb ****** ape Why in the shit wouldnt they? Thats like common sense dumbass, its not like electricty has a choice of something it shocks. its not like oh your a human your not shockable. Man some people these days just ******* blow my mind at how retarted this generation is.
PunkChik27 3
Hah I thought ours was broke once. while attempting to fix it I zapped the living crap out of my hand. was on full blast too. lol
LadyEmi 15
Okay you're ******* retarded.